"kids don't sing while they're drinking milk, and they don't sing while they're drinking water." -feb. 4
(singing to the tune of "hush little baby, don't say a word")
"...and if that looking glass gets broke, mama's gonna buy you a fart and yart." -feb. 5
she will speak of things she remembers and, from learning "last night" as a phrase, adapts it and will frequently say "last day" or "last morning." usually the event referred to is further in the past, but she still prefaces it like this.
i was telling sparrow about the gifts of the spirit one day as we were driving:
me: "He can give the gift of prophecy, and He can give tongues or faith, through the holy spirit. and He gave mommy---"
sp: (cutting in) "and he gave me a LOT of stickers!" -feb. 9
sp: "i'm beautiful."
me: "yeah, but do you know why? you're a daughter of God."
sp: "but baby moses is a child!" -feb. 9
"can i watch a new movie now? 'bear in the big blue house' is getting kinda old." -feb. 12
(praying) "thank you for my mommy to get better." -feb. 18
sp: "what does that say?"
me: "that's a W."
sp: "does it say dot com?" (what!!? how on earth does she know to associate w's with dot com's?) -feb. 19
flushing poop, she says to it,
"be safe!" -feb. 20
"let's watch '25' tonight." -feb. 23
(singing to the tune of "hush little baby")
"mommy's gonna buy you a cup of coffee and if that coffee spills, mommy's gonna buy you a banana, and if you eat that banana all up, mama's gonna buy you a treat..." -feb. 26
(singing to a random tune)
"and the moon is all yellow, and i'm all yellow too!" -feb. 26
"can i eat ginger cereal naked?" -feb. 27
("ginger cereal" is actually cereal shaped like little people. i realized she associates the shape of it with gingerbread man cookies. which is why she calls it "ginger cereal.")
washing strawberries with me, and finding a huge one:
"this one's like goliath!"
then, finding a little one:
"this one's like baby jesus!" -feb. 27